"All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die" says the man next to me outta nowhere

So, this evening, while waiting iTunes to finish downloading Project Runway, this is what I found:

• -Last week's ep of PR was called "What the Elle?", which is almost enough for me to download it.

• -I found this article about the people who ask the questions not normally asked, which lead to...
• -"Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems With Using Long Words Needlessly" (an actual article in Applied Cognitive Psychology, March 2006), leading to...
• -the Ig Nobel Prizes (ig-no-Bell, apparently), leading to...
• -the 5-second rule (which I've always thought of as the 10-second rule), and
• -the Nobel Prizes, which lead to...
• -the fact that this year's Nobel Peace Prize is being announced on Friday the 13th.

And all the time waiting also has led to a depleted battery, so I must go... buenas noches.


"All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die,"
says the man next to me outta nowhere
It's apropos of nothing, and he's says his name is Will
But I'm sure it's "Bill" or "Billy" or "Mack" or "Buddy"...