Koo koo ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson

Oh! if I'd only known I could've been a Keelhauler, how my whole college career might have changed! But, alas, I'm a Longhorn, whose remaing records will mostly likely be broken today and tomorrow...

(and on top of that, I missed blogging about St. Patrick's Day--dagnabit!)

"If they can dye the river green, why can't it be blue the 364 other days of the year..."
(or something like that)


Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Jotting Joe has left and gone away, hey hey hey