You say either, and I say either?

E-ther, I-ther, NE-ther, NI-ther... actually, the tomato bit's the more famous part, I guess.

Anyways, this topic is brought to you by the lovely issue of whether that Italian city is "Turin" or "Torino", as addressed yesterday by the USA Today's Mike Lopresti. My favorite line from it might be: "Besides, any country that has the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim has little room to complain." (I still long for their return to being the "California Angels"--stupid Disney.)


So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off...

[now I've got Ella stuck in my head]