Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey

Four sum tyme, eye have wonted two right uh phonetic-baste post. Now that I.M., I.M. knot sir-tan of wot two sei, other then:

Hoppy E-stir
(oar Hoppy Pass-O-ver)

A-sta...

If the words seem queer, and funny to you ear
A little jumbled and jivey, sing
"Mares eat oats, and does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy."

(This post really isn't going to translate well.)